. . . the U.S. Congress turns to the huuuuuge problem of "expensive" college textbooks. (I paraphrase the wonderful Fark.com.)
The proposed legislation would be sad if it weren't so funny. Here, according to the New York Times, is one provision:
First, publishers would be required tell faculty how much their choices for textbooks will really cost the students. This would seem incredibly easy given Amazon.com, but many college professors routinely complain that basic information about the cost of textbooks is not easily available to them.
We at the Door, as a public service, will help these "many" "routinely-complaining" college professors. If they'll e-mail the Door, we will inform them about textbook prices. Free of charge.
Problem solved.
Here's another provision:
Finally, and probably most important, the bill would require schools to post the list of required and recommended books long before students need to buy them. That would allow them enough time to shop for the best deals — online or in used bookstores.
I'm sorry, but I can't believe this is anything remotely resembling a problem. At my (state) university, the vast majority of required texts are known to students at least a week before classes; in most cases, I'd bet, they are known earlier. I believe my university is typical.
But even if students found out only on their first day of classes, how much time is "enough"? For $79/year, Amazon will provide free two-day shipping and $4 overnight shipping. (And probably the lowest, or close to the lowest, prices.)
Another phony problem solved. (Note to the Congress: you're welcome to contact me about my consulting rates. I can solve Big Problems cheap.)
But wait, there's more . . .